fictional product placement

Hey have you ever wondered If axe is to Sage then what's (blank) is to Trojan? what you haven't..... not even a little I'm the only one? doesn't matter because I answered a question that you didn't know needed answering. Ladies and gentlemen (I'm guessing mostly gentlemen) I give you Kage brand condoms!

yes sir new Kage brand condoms. For the ninja who like to have hot sexy time. Using the latest in ninja latex magic in insure you don't get you gal pal knocked up or any unwanted illnesses. Now approved by four out of five kages. sold where ever condoms are sold including Kunoichi's secret.

 Yes Kunoichi's secret where sexy meets deadly. ever had that feeling of those cotton panties riding up during a live or death fight? Ever feel like your man is afraid you because your a killing machine?  Well no more with Kunoichi's secret underwear you can get the smooth feeling of silk against you naughty bits as you fight to the death. And have your man drop his guard in the bed room with our erotic lingerie. Our stores even had Private changing rooms. So you can have a fun time showing off too your man or even a boy you picked off the street at random. But remember If you get cum on it you bought it. So come on down the Kunoichi's secret we have everything from lingerie to double sided tape. Now selling Kage brand condoms.




On a some what more serious note are they any lineart pic anyone want me to color? no yaoi and no promises. Just post a link in the comments and I'll see what I think.